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Episode 25-"Basement Betrothal"

Welcome back guys and gals! On this very special episode we hear the epic return of the illusive wife and girlfriend of the basement brothers. This is a different than usual format for the show because we only play a game called "Basement Betrothal". Also Jeremy fills us in on why hes going to be laid up on the couch for a while. Apolgies for not always being able to hear Jeremy or Jen, they had to share a microphone. Thanks for listening and as always you can go to basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or comments. Also in case you didnt hear the last episode we are now on itunes, googleplay, and stitcher.

 

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Episode 24-"Awful Andrew's Banus Cream"

Welcome back to Basement Blather and thank you for listening! We have a nice long episode for you to enjoy while you excercise, work, masturbate, bury your grandmother but assume her identity to still recieve her government checks, or whatever it is that you do while listening to these things. For starters, as usual, we check in with everyone to see how we are all holding up in this crazy world we live in. Next we getinto"Storytime with Jeremy" that turns into a "Kooky Kriminals". After that we jump into "Would you Blather?" Then we get into an actual real "Kooky Kriminals" that involves a man fucking a mailbox, a man man fucking wet cement, and a man masturbating on a bus. Clearly we are in to talking about guys doing thing with thier members. After the break we take another ride into the tides of history and hear events that happened on that day and try to determine if they are true or false  with "All in time". After that we jump into a fairly long but hilarious "Basement Blabs"! Theres a special re-read of a blab that we are especially proud of. Finally to close out this banus cream filled episode we end on an installment of "Master Debation" Trust me we are calling it "Master Debation" Once again, thank you for listening! You can always go to Basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or hatemail. We are also on Itunes, Googleplay, and Stitcher! So now you have no excuse for not listening to us.

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Hello Basement Bastards! Welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! We have an exciting episode for you today that begins just like every other episode, which actually, does not make it exciting. Enjoy anyways! Next up is the segment that you may or may not recognize as "Storytime with Jeremy". Following that we get into "All in Time". Moving along we jump right into an oldie but goodie known as "Kooky Kriminals". After that we enter into the realm of "Would you Blather?" formally known as "Would you Blather?". Next we try out a new segment where we try to turn new movies that recently came out into porn titles. After the break Jimmy and Dan read a quick email and check out for the evening. Thank you for listening and check us out on basementblather.podbean.com  and Itunes. You can also email us at basementblather@outlook.com

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%systemroot%system32. This file contains error messages in the range NERR_BASE (2100) through MAX_NERR(NERR_BASE +899). Just Kidding. WELCOME to another episode of Basement Blather! This episode is like a blast from the past because Jimmy called in sick and Jeremy and Dan are left to pick up the pieces. We start off with a brief check in that turns into a heartfelt eulogy for friend among other realisations of life and the pursuit of happiness. Then, like you may have expected, Jeremy reveals a fucked up story about the wake of his fallen friend. Also Jimmy drinks mayonnaise, and Dans face is turning into leather. We do a story time at some point and Dan calls it quits early. Thanks for listening! 

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Greetings dick lickers! Welcome to episode 21 of Basement Blather! Jumping right in we do our usual check ins, but fear not, we have lots of suprises in store for our devoted fans. All one of them. Next we mosey on in to a segment where we try to figure out whether or not Jeremy is telling the truth about an event that happened in times gone by in "All in Time" After Jeremy attempts to fool us we get a confusing but typical shoutout from Jimmy. Next up is an equally confusing "Storytime with Jeremy". Folling that, we have a "Kooky Kriminals" involving animals specifically. If you like 3 grown men making animals noises of animals that are from the rainforest then this episode is for YOU! You know who you are. During the break we hear a spicy jam made by none other than our own big dumb giant. After the break we jump right back into our tennage years with a "Would You Rather" segment. Next up we do another "Analyze the Image" but we forget that we called it that. Finally we end this glorious episode with another installment of "Basement Blabs". We hope you enjoy this episode.

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HEY! Hey you. Welcome back to another episode of Basement Blather. Thank you for coming back time and time again to listen to us three idiots stumble our way through the english language. Per usual we start of with a check in that is thankfully much shorter than last weeks. Next we try a new take on our segment "All In Time" by allowing Jeremy to read us things that may or may not have happened in the past and we try to guess if they are real or not. Jimmy follows that segment up by giving us another mediocre shout out thats gross and uncalled for. Jeremy then gives us a sick "Storytime" about a man and his love for a cow. We are keeping it classy per usual. Lastly, before the break, we do a thing that we dont have a name for but its like last weeks would you rather segment. Directly after the break we jump into a special format of "Master Debation" in which we try to flip a coin to decide who is bating who and how many times we get to bate. We sure do love to bate. The first topic turns into another antisemitic shit show created by Jeremy which is nothing new if you are a frequent listener to this podcast. Also for some reason Jimmy simply cannot stop eating goldfish. After that we have another riveting segment of "Abusing the News" titled "Loopy Lesbian". Next we try out an segment that sort of doesnt translate to podcasts but we had a good laugh. Its called "Analyze the Image". Finally we close out the podcast with a segment called "Jimmy's Titties" in which we get a reaction from Jeremy on some titties on Jimmies phone.

 

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Hello dedicated fans! Thank you for coming back, although we are not sure why you did. Get some help. First off we get an extended check in. Lots of shit is going on and Jeremy has a fantastic story to tell. Next up Jimmy has sexy story, wink wink. After that we jump into another fabulous installment of "All in Time". Thankfully, work was slow for Jeremy so he gives us a story time for the ages. After the break we jump into several versions of would you rather. One is sort of the normal version we call "This VS That". The second is a who would you rather fight type of scenario. Next up is the best segment around. Its like the local burger joint in town where you take your sweetheart to go get a shake and some fries. Thats right folks, it is "Basement Blabs". Finally we end with another new segment by Jeremy called "Oddities of the week". It was too late for that shit. In any case thank you for listening! We really appreciate it.                                    

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Hey everybody!!! This week is a very special episode in which the boys go on a road trip to rescue Jeremy because his truck broke down on the way to come record the podcast. We recorded this on dans phone so the sound quality is utter shit, although it could  be worse.Jeremy and Dan explain to Jimmy that they are going to see their favorite podcast later on that evening, and the boys do some old school gamer talk. Enjoy the stubby episode!

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Hello our few but wonderful listeners! Lets cut right to the chase. We start off this week with a lengthy check in on the guys. We are all very busy and interesting, for reals. Next we get in another installment of "All in Time". We learned a few things that happened in times past for March 25th,2017. The underlying messages remains that the three of us are pretty stupid. Right before the break we get a special guest that has not been on the podcast for quite some time. After the break our guest departs and we get this train back on the tracks. We debut our new segment "Abusing the News". We read a headline we found in the news and tell the story as we remember it from our extensive research. Eventually we get to a long awaited listener e-mail. After that we engage in a another bout to find out who is the "Master Debation". This week we debate who has the best sexual fetish. Once again we ask you to email in so we can determine a winner. Thank you for listening!

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Hello, and welcome to Ow! My god damn nipple!! First, we give the listeners a rare insight into our mysterious lives by providing you with a check in. Jimmy would like you to know he is still single and ready to mingle. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. That's right. You don't even read this do you? In any case, we move on to a blast from the past in this week's "All in Time".  A celebrity dies and you wont believe who it is. Click to find out! We promise there is no more clickbait the rest of the episode. Jimmy gives an epic shout out to the Boston Bruins while creeping out on Dan's Wife. Then we talk about some very strange dreams Jeremy is having. Finally before the break we get into a conversation about meditation and its positive effects on the mind and soul. After the break we explain that Jeremy had to go and we did not feel like finishing up the episode.  Fear not, we will have a new episode in due time.

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