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Episode 31- "Beautiful Double Da Vincis"

Hello you gorgeous basement baddies!Welcome back for another episode of "Basement Blather"! We start off this episode by checking in just like we do for every episode. Very exciting. Next we do a little music check in for you audiophiles out there. After that we delve into a sensual chapter in Jimmies life titled "Basement Bewbs". After that crazy fucking shit and the break we do another special edition of "Storytime" but this time with Jimmy. He describes a woman that a made a very poor tattoo choice. In the second to last segment of the episode Jimmy lets us in on some important facts of life that need to be recognized and implemented in your daily life in "Jimmy's Facts of Life". Lastly we used some content from last week's halloween spectacular and we are calling "Basement Blabs: Left Over Candy". Thank you again for listening! Go to basementblather@outlook.com to email in!

 

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Episode 30- "Ol' Hallows Dumpster Fire"

Hello spooky basement buddies! Welcome to the halloween spectacular! Just because this is a special spooky episode does not mean that this episode would start any differently than any other. That means we jump right into a check in. After we get all up to date we mix things up a bit for our halloween special by doing a "Gory time with Dan". After that we hear not from kooky criminals, but "Spooky Kriminals" If the shitty grammer bothers you in these descriptions I have some instructions for you. First take your complaint and write it on a piece of paper. Then, take it to your nearest questions/comments/compaints mailbox. Next shove your head in said mailbox and yell yankee doodle dandy until your face turns red and we will recieve the complaint. Then do nothing with it. If you managed through that then you will be happy to know we move on to a special "Who's law is it anyway" next. After that we have a new segment called "Uncle Jeremys Shitty Gross Dusty Den". After the break we have a horror edition of "Would You Blather"? Its as gross as you would think it would be. Next we find out some spooky things that happened in the past in "All In Time". Lastly we try out another new segment called "Basement Bunker". You will find out how awesome it is when you listen to this episode after you are done reading this description. Do us a favor and email us at basementblather@outlook.com. Kisses BYEEEE.

 

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Episode 29- "Jimmys Cookin' Wet Shower Farts"

Hey Basement booty blasters! On this episode we start off as usual by checking in! There are absolutely no suprises hidden in this episode! Next we discover laws that may, or may not, be true in "Whos Law is it Anyway?" After that we do an "All in Time." I dont remember when writing this what it was about but you will see. After the break we try a new segment wherein Jimmy emparts his wisdom upon us in "Jimmy's Facts of Life." In the segment before the last segment we blast through a "Kooky Kriminals." We hear about a closet tweeter, a lonely drunk driver, and theives who snort the wrong powder. Finally we drag on through a "Basement Blabs" because we know how much you all love to hear us think of funny words. Please email us at basementblather@outlook.com or find us on twitter and facebook.

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Episode 28- "Cock Rocks and kooks"

In this very special episode of Basement Blather we bid Jimmy a proper adieu in the form of verbal harassment. It begins with our check ins where Jimmy mansplains his reasons for departure from The Commonwealth mostly by dodging questions. Next we do a "Storytime with Jeremy" in which we hear about an amputated bird which is actually a rock. After that we have brand new segment called "Whos Law is it Anyway?" We have to determine if the laws Jeremy tells us are true or false and which state the laws came from. Then we hear from some truely disturbed criminals in "Kooky Kriminals". Next we answer the important questions in life in "Would you Blather" After the break we go back in time as we do sometimes in "All In Time". To end the show we have a riveting debate about some seriously intelligent shit in "Master Debator". Listen at your own risk. Thanks again for listening. We love you all just a little bit.

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Episode 27-"My name is Bread, with a T H"

Hello again and welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! Getting right into it, we check in on why Jimmy is missing and other things going on. Next we get in to a few "Kooky Kriminals" stories about a man and his cucumber, a man and his pornos, and just a really stupid man. Next up is a "Storytime with Jeremy" titled "Eel trapped in a cage". After that we delve into "Would you Blather", where we make decisions on very important questions in life. Following that is "Master Debator". We have a discussion about bees and birds. Actually a bird and a bunch of bees. Finally before the break we enjoy a good old fashioned bit of "All in Time". This one is special because we have a very special guest that joins us for this segment and in the second half for "Basement Blabs"! That special guest is no other than Dan and Jeremy's sister April! Thanks again for listening!

 

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Episode 26-"Avoid Foods High in Sandy Sands"

Hey guys! Welcome back! I'm really starting to wonder if anyone besides Jimmy reads these things. If you do, let me know at basementblather@outlook.com and tell me how im doing. Jimmy is back and we start of this episode with an unusually short check in. Next we jump into a "Story Time with Jeremy". After that we once again battle to the death to figure out if Jeremy is lying about things that happened today in the past in "All in Time". After thatwe grace your eardrums with a "Kooky Kriminals". Next we debate some of the most important things in this life. Things you wont know until you listen to this episode. We do this in a segment called "Master Debator". Finally before the break we indulge you with a discussion of situations that you would probably not want to find yourself in. We end this lovely episode on high note, as usual, with "Basement Blabs" Thanks again for listening!

 

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Episode 25-"Basement Betrothal"

Welcome back guys and gals! On this very special episode we hear the epic return of the illusive wife and girlfriend of the basement brothers. This is a different than usual format for the show because we only play a game called "Basement Betrothal". Also Jeremy fills us in on why hes going to be laid up on the couch for a while. Apolgies for not always being able to hear Jeremy or Jen, they had to share a microphone. Thanks for listening and as always you can go to basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or comments. Also in case you didnt hear the last episode we are now on itunes, googleplay, and stitcher.

 

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Episode 24-"Awful Andrew's Banus Cream"

Welcome back to Basement Blather and thank you for listening! We have a nice long episode for you to enjoy while you excercise, work, masturbate, bury your grandmother but assume her identity to still recieve her government checks, or whatever it is that you do while listening to these things. For starters, as usual, we check in with everyone to see how we are all holding up in this crazy world we live in. Next we getinto"Storytime with Jeremy" that turns into a "Kooky Kriminals". After that we jump into "Would you Blather?" Then we get into an actual real "Kooky Kriminals" that involves a man fucking a mailbox, a man man fucking wet cement, and a man masturbating on a bus. Clearly we are in to talking about guys doing thing with thier members. After the break we take another ride into the tides of history and hear events that happened on that day and try to determine if they are true or false  with "All in time". After that we jump into a fairly long but hilarious "Basement Blabs"! Theres a special re-read of a blab that we are especially proud of. Finally to close out this banus cream filled episode we end on an installment of "Master Debation" Trust me we are calling it "Master Debation" Once again, thank you for listening! You can always go to Basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or hatemail. We are also on Itunes, Googleplay, and Stitcher! So now you have no excuse for not listening to us.

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Hello Basement Bastards! Welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! We have an exciting episode for you today that begins just like every other episode, which actually, does not make it exciting. Enjoy anyways! Next up is the segment that you may or may not recognize as "Storytime with Jeremy". Following that we get into "All in Time". Moving along we jump right into an oldie but goodie known as "Kooky Kriminals". After that we enter into the realm of "Would you Blather?" formally known as "Would you Blather?". Next we try out a new segment where we try to turn new movies that recently came out into porn titles. After the break Jimmy and Dan read a quick email and check out for the evening. Thank you for listening and check us out on basementblather.podbean.com  and Itunes. You can also email us at basementblather@outlook.com

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%systemroot%system32. This file contains error messages in the range NERR_BASE (2100) through MAX_NERR(NERR_BASE +899). Just Kidding. WELCOME to another episode of Basement Blather! This episode is like a blast from the past because Jimmy called in sick and Jeremy and Dan are left to pick up the pieces. We start off with a brief check in that turns into a heartfelt eulogy for friend among other realisations of life and the pursuit of happiness. Then, like you may have expected, Jeremy reveals a fucked up story about the wake of his fallen friend. Also Jimmy drinks mayonnaise, and Dans face is turning into leather. We do a story time at some point and Dan calls it quits early. Thanks for listening! 

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