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Episode 28- "Cock Rocks and kooks"

In this very special episode of Basement Blather we bid Jimmy a proper adieu in the form of verbal harassment. It begins with our check ins where Jimmy mansplains his reasons for departure from The Commonwealth mostly by dodging questions. Next we do a "Storytime with Jeremy" in which we hear about an amputated bird which is actually a rock. After that we have brand new segment called "Whos Law is it Anyway?" We have to determine if the laws Jeremy tells us are true or false and which state the laws came from. Then we hear from some truely disturbed criminals in "Kooky Kriminals". Next we answer the important questions in life in "Would you Blather" After the break we go back in time as we do sometimes in "All In Time". To end the show we have a riveting debate about some seriously intelligent shit in "Master Debator". Listen at your own risk. Thanks again for listening. We love you all just a little bit.

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Episode 27-"My name is Bread, with a T H"

Hello again and welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! Getting right into it, we check in on why Jimmy is missing and other things going on. Next we get in to a few "Kooky Kriminals" stories about a man and his cucumber, a man and his pornos, and just a really stupid man. Next up is a "Storytime with Jeremy" titled "Eel trapped in a cage". After that we delve into "Would you Blather", where we make decisions on very important questions in life. Following that is "Master Debator". We have a discussion about bees and birds. Actually a bird and a bunch of bees. Finally before the break we enjoy a good old fashioned bit of "All in Time". This one is special because we have a very special guest that joins us for this segment and in the second half for "Basement Blabs"! That special guest is no other than Dan and Jeremy's sister April! Thanks again for listening!

 

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law and order by Lloyd Rodgers

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Episode 26-"Avoid Foods High in Sandy Sands"

Hey guys! Welcome back! I'm really starting to wonder if anyone besides Jimmy reads these things. If you do, let me know at basementblather@outlook.com and tell me how im doing. Jimmy is back and we start of this episode with an unusually short check in. Next we jump into a "Story Time with Jeremy". After that we once again battle to the death to figure out if Jeremy is lying about things that happened today in the past in "All in Time". After thatwe grace your eardrums with a "Kooky Kriminals". Next we debate some of the most important things in this life. Things you wont know until you listen to this episode. We do this in a segment called "Master Debator". Finally before the break we indulge you with a discussion of situations that you would probably not want to find yourself in. We end this lovely episode on high note, as usual, with "Basement Blabs" Thanks again for listening!

 

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law and order by Lloyd Rodgers

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Episode 25-"Basement Betrothal"

Welcome back guys and gals! On this very special episode we hear the epic return of the illusive wife and girlfriend of the basement brothers. This is a different than usual format for the show because we only play a game called "Basement Betrothal". Also Jeremy fills us in on why hes going to be laid up on the couch for a while. Apolgies for not always being able to hear Jeremy or Jen, they had to share a microphone. Thanks for listening and as always you can go to basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or comments. Also in case you didnt hear the last episode we are now on itunes, googleplay, and stitcher.

 

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Episode 24-"Awful Andrew's Banus Cream"

Welcome back to Basement Blather and thank you for listening! We have a nice long episode for you to enjoy while you excercise, work, masturbate, bury your grandmother but assume her identity to still recieve her government checks, or whatever it is that you do while listening to these things. For starters, as usual, we check in with everyone to see how we are all holding up in this crazy world we live in. Next we getinto"Storytime with Jeremy" that turns into a "Kooky Kriminals". After that we jump into "Would you Blather?" Then we get into an actual real "Kooky Kriminals" that involves a man fucking a mailbox, a man man fucking wet cement, and a man masturbating on a bus. Clearly we are in to talking about guys doing thing with thier members. After the break we take another ride into the tides of history and hear events that happened on that day and try to determine if they are true or false  with "All in time". After that we jump into a fairly long but hilarious "Basement Blabs"! Theres a special re-read of a blab that we are especially proud of. Finally to close out this banus cream filled episode we end on an installment of "Master Debation" Trust me we are calling it "Master Debation" Once again, thank you for listening! You can always go to Basementblather@outlook.com to email us questions or hatemail. We are also on Itunes, Googleplay, and Stitcher! So now you have no excuse for not listening to us.

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Scott Joplin-Ragtime Dance

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Hello Basement Bastards! Welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! We have an exciting episode for you today that begins just like every other episode, which actually, does not make it exciting. Enjoy anyways! Next up is the segment that you may or may not recognize as "Storytime with Jeremy". Following that we get into "All in Time". Moving along we jump right into an oldie but goodie known as "Kooky Kriminals". After that we enter into the realm of "Would you Blather?" formally known as "Would you Blather?". Next we try out a new segment where we try to turn new movies that recently came out into porn titles. After the break Jimmy and Dan read a quick email and check out for the evening. Thank you for listening and check us out on basementblather.podbean.com  and Itunes. You can also email us at basementblather@outlook.com

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%systemroot%system32. This file contains error messages in the range NERR_BASE (2100) through MAX_NERR(NERR_BASE +899). Just Kidding. WELCOME to another episode of Basement Blather! This episode is like a blast from the past because Jimmy called in sick and Jeremy and Dan are left to pick up the pieces. We start off with a brief check in that turns into a heartfelt eulogy for friend among other realisations of life and the pursuit of happiness. Then, like you may have expected, Jeremy reveals a fucked up story about the wake of his fallen friend. Also Jimmy drinks mayonnaise, and Dans face is turning into leather. We do a story time at some point and Dan calls it quits early. Thanks for listening! 

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Greetings dick lickers! Welcome to episode 21 of Basement Blather! Jumping right in we do our usual check ins, but fear not, we have lots of suprises in store for our devoted fans. All one of them. Next we mosey on in to a segment where we try to figure out whether or not Jeremy is telling the truth about an event that happened in times gone by in "All in Time" After Jeremy attempts to fool us we get a confusing but typical shoutout from Jimmy. Next up is an equally confusing "Storytime with Jeremy". Folling that, we have a "Kooky Kriminals" involving animals specifically. If you like 3 grown men making animals noises of animals that are from the rainforest then this episode is for YOU! You know who you are. During the break we hear a spicy jam made by none other than our own big dumb giant. After the break we jump right back into our tennage years with a "Would You Rather" segment. Next up we do another "Analyze the Image" but we forget that we called it that. Finally we end this glorious episode with another installment of "Basement Blabs". We hope you enjoy this episode.

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jmayoff-rimshot

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HEY! Hey you. Welcome back to another episode of Basement Blather. Thank you for coming back time and time again to listen to us three idiots stumble our way through the english language. Per usual we start of with a check in that is thankfully much shorter than last weeks. Next we try a new take on our segment "All In Time" by allowing Jeremy to read us things that may or may not have happened in the past and we try to guess if they are real or not. Jimmy follows that segment up by giving us another mediocre shout out thats gross and uncalled for. Jeremy then gives us a sick "Storytime" about a man and his love for a cow. We are keeping it classy per usual. Lastly, before the break, we do a thing that we dont have a name for but its like last weeks would you rather segment. Directly after the break we jump into a special format of "Master Debation" in which we try to flip a coin to decide who is bating who and how many times we get to bate. We sure do love to bate. The first topic turns into another antisemitic shit show created by Jeremy which is nothing new if you are a frequent listener to this podcast. Also for some reason Jimmy simply cannot stop eating goldfish. After that we have another riveting segment of "Abusing the News" titled "Loopy Lesbian". Next we try out an segment that sort of doesnt translate to podcasts but we had a good laugh. Its called "Analyze the Image". Finally we close out the podcast with a segment called "Jimmy's Titties" in which we get a reaction from Jeremy on some titties on Jimmies phone.

 

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Hello dedicated fans! Thank you for coming back, although we are not sure why you did. Get some help. First off we get an extended check in. Lots of shit is going on and Jeremy has a fantastic story to tell. Next up Jimmy has sexy story, wink wink. After that we jump into another fabulous installment of "All in Time". Thankfully, work was slow for Jeremy so he gives us a story time for the ages. After the break we jump into several versions of would you rather. One is sort of the normal version we call "This VS That". The second is a who would you rather fight type of scenario. Next up is the best segment around. Its like the local burger joint in town where you take your sweetheart to go get a shake and some fries. Thats right folks, it is "Basement Blabs". Finally we end with another new segment by Jeremy called "Oddities of the week". It was too late for that shit. In any case thank you for listening! We really appreciate it.                                    

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