Basement Blather

Episode 11 "Nightmare on Jimmy St."

First and foremost we need to warn our listeners this is a very dick heavy episode. Also, it is very graphic. So put the kids away. Hopefully they have not heard any episodes thus far. In the first half we give nicknames to the ceramic dicks from last episode, Jimmy talks his promotion, a special couple of storytimes where we find out Jimmies darkest fear on this planet, and a Kooky Kriminals. After the break and Jimmy reassuring himself his unit is intact he gives us a shout out, we do another exiting installment of Basement Blabs, and we got some fan mail. Enjoy all the pudding popsicles!

Episode 12 "Jimmy Shits his pants"

Hello kind listeners! We start off this episode talking about Jimmy's tattoos. We try not to talk about politics, but it just so happens the presidential elections are happening while we are recording this episode. We continue on to a kooky Kriminals, and an interesting invention that involves a dental retainer that increases sexual intercourse. Also Jimmy shits his pants, Jimmy has his words of the week, and we have StoryTime with Jeremy. After the break we dive right into basement blabs where we predict that the other person wins the presidency. Jeremy also has one more story to end the podcast.

Episode 13 "Jeremy goes sploshing"

HELLO, right off the bat we have a few technical difficulties. Its not Dan's fault so go fuck yourself. Also just try ignore Jeremy breathing into the mic. Also also Jen is guest hosting for Jimmy but you can't really hear her until the second half. We start off the episode by talking about a dick towel for your tits. Dan is convinced one of the models they used for their photoshoot is a man. Next we talk about an unbelievable trump tattoo. Its so unbelievable you would'nt believe it. After that we talk about the viral sensation of sploshing. In the second half Jeremy forgets to turn his mic on. This is a shit show and I don't know why you listen. We attempt to talk about a recreation of an old beer and then get into everyones favorite segment, Basement Blabs!

Episode 14 "Mr. Jeremy and his Christmas Pubes"

Merry Christmas everybody!!! Jimmy is back and as gassy as ever. We went christmas shopping before recording so we chat about that upfront. Next, we get into why we started the podcast in first place. A bit of an origin story if you will. Next we make a list of shitty beers, Jimmy has a special shout out on his return to the podcast, andwe do a kind of story time with Jeremy. He also has a prank gone wrong story that he wants us to comment on. We also show Jimmy the video of the guy punching the kangaroo and we talk about it. After the break we try out a new segment called "Master Debation". Good luck listening through this one folks. After that abortion of a segment, we get into another amazing edition of Basement Blabs! Jimmy loses his shit a bit on this one. Then so does Dan. Its a good one for sure. To cap off the show with a sweet Christmas taste your mouth, we read a listeners email. Earmuff any kiddos in the room.

Episode 15 "The Golden Girls are back in town"

Happy New year everybody!! We apologize for the significant delay in our podcast episode production. Rest assured, we love you and we did not forget how to swear. First off this episode we catch up with the boys and make sure no one has died or quit the podcast. Luckily for you if you are still reading this, no one quit or died. Next we get in to a new segment created by Jeremy called " All in time". This is a flashback into memories past, where Jeremy explains to us what happened on this day in history. After that we happily jump into another self serving shoutout from Jimmy. Finally, before the break, we have a real storytime from the big dumb giant himself, Jeremy. After the break we jump right into the second edition of the new popular segment "Master-Debation". If you could be so kind, vote in to select a winner and in return we will say your name on our shitty podcast. You can vote by going to our email at Dan@basementblather.com. After that we have another new segment called "Illegal Lunacy" in which we converse about an insane law passed by our all powerful overlords to suppress us into the sheep we prefer to be. To top off  this catshit equivalent of a radio show, we endure another installment of "Basement Blabs". Thank you again for listening and we hope you are now smarter then you were before.

Episode 16 "Ow! My God Damn Nipple"

Hello, and welcome to Ow! My god damn nipple!! First, we give the listeners a rare insight into our mysterious lives by providing you with a check in. Jimmy would like you to know he is still single and ready to mingle. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. That's right. You don't even read this do you? In any case, we move on to a blast from the past in this week's "All in Time".  A celebrity dies and you wont believe who it is. Click to find out! We promise there is no more clickbait the rest of the episode. Jimmy gives an epic shout out to the Boston Bruins while creeping out on Dan's Wife. Then we talk about some very strange dreams Jeremy is having. Finally before the break we get into a conversation about meditation and its positive effects on the mind and soul. After the break we explain that Jeremy had to go and we did not feel like finishing up the episode.  Fear not, we will have a new episode in due time.

Episode 17 "Gross disgusting happy hour"

Hello our few but wonderful listeners! Lets cut right to the chase. We start off this week with a lengthy check in on the guys. We are all very busy and interesting, for reals. Next we get in another installment of "All in Time". We learned a few things that happened in times past for March 25th,2017. The underlying messages remains that the three of us are pretty stupid. Right before the break we get a special guest that has not been on the podcast for quite some time. After the break our guest departs and we get this train back on the tracks. We debut our new segment "Abusing the News". We read a headline we found in the news and tell the story as we remember it from our extensive research. Eventually we get to a long awaited listener e-mail. After that we engage in a another bout to find out who is the "Master Debation". This week we debate who has the best sexual fetish. Once again we ask you to email in so we can determine a winner. Thank you for listening!

Episode 18 "Broken Blather"

Hey everybody!!! This week is a very special episode in which the boys go on a road trip to rescue Jeremy because his truck broke down on the way to come record the podcast. We recorded this on dans phone so the sound quality is utter shit, although it could  be worse.Jeremy and Dan explain to Jimmy that they are going to see their favorite podcast later on that evening, and the boys do some old school gamer talk. Enjoy the stubby episode!

Episode 19 "Twinkle, Twinkle little condom"

Hello dedicated fans! Thank you for coming back, although we are not sure why you did. Get some help. First off we get an extended check in. Lots of shit is going on and Jeremy has a fantastic story to tell. Next up Jimmy has sexy story, wink wink. After that we jump into another fabulous installment of "All in Time". Thankfully, work was slow for Jeremy so he gives us a story time for the ages. After the break we jump into several versions of would you rather. One is sort of the normal version we call "This VS That". The second is a who would you rather fight type of scenario. Next up is the best segment around. Its like the local burger joint in town where you take your sweetheart to go get a shake and some fries. Thats right folks, it is "Basement Blabs". Finally we end with another new segment by Jeremy called "Oddities of the week". It was too late for that shit. In any case thank you for listening! We really appreciate it.                                    

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Episode 20 "Vagankle"

HEY! Hey you. Welcome back to another episode of Basement Blather. Thank you for coming back time and time again to listen to us three idiots stumble our way through the english language. Per usual we start of with a check in that is thankfully much shorter than last weeks. Next we try a new take on our segment "All In Time" by allowing Jeremy to read us things that may or may not have happened in the past and we try to guess if they are real or not. Jimmy follows that segment up by giving us another mediocre shout out thats gross and uncalled for. Jeremy then gives us a sick "Storytime" about a man and his love for a cow. We are keeping it classy per usual. Lastly, before the break, we do a thing that we dont have a name for but its like last weeks would you rather segment. Directly after the break we jump into a special format of "Master Debation" in which we try to flip a coin to decide who is bating who and how many times we get to bate. We sure do love to bate. The first topic turns into another antisemitic shit show created by Jeremy which is nothing new if you are a frequent listener to this podcast. Also for some reason Jimmy simply cannot stop eating goldfish. After that we have another riveting segment of "Abusing the News" titled "Loopy Lesbian". Next we try out an segment that sort of doesnt translate to podcasts but we had a good laugh. Its called "Analyze the Image". Finally we close out the podcast with a segment called "Jimmy's Titties" in which we get a reaction from Jeremy on some titties on Jimmies phone.

 

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